Banana-Coke Slurpee? Check. Slim Jims and Jerky? Check. Rockstar and water? Check! Hands at 10 and 2, mirror adjusted, and we're off on a Worst Adults I Know cross country road trip! Hop in the boy's mini-van and let's hit the road while they discover the secrets of the perfect road time snack, how to find the perfect passenger, and what do do when you're breaking down both mentally and physically!

Talking Points:

• On the Road Again (Just Not As Hotdoggers) (0:00)
• Rules of the Roadtrip (4:17)
• TWAIKn TWINE (6:45)
• Road Trippin’ Troubles (8:35)
• It’s Dangerous to Go Alone (11:56)
• License Plate Palooza (17:10)
• No Slackin’ on Snackin’ (22:52)
• A Free Pass for Eating Garbage (26:15)
• Super Stoppin’ Spots (31:38)
• Make Up the Break Down (36:07)
• Navigation Devastation (45:38)
• What is Your Freaking Deal California? (49:55)

As always, we'd like to thank Laura Cooper of the webcomic XP for our show's art, Bensound.com for our outro music, and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, consider subscribing and rating on iTunes, sharing our sampler, or becoming a TWAIkNtributor at patreon.com/theworstadults!