Pants turned 30, Bags fell and broke everything, Kat had a Tinder date with a paralegal, and everyone has sweaty summer butts.

1 Fake Howard Stern

3:30 What's In Your Glass?

11 It's my birthday, bitch

15:45 Bags fell.

35 Kat's Corner: What Is Tinder Ghosting?

48 What's More Dangerous Than Aspartame