The Burgess Lovecast

There's more: ZONK!, Dad Advice, Thin Lizzy but Censored, Fred Lines, Fool Pants, The Penguin Runs the Tim Horton's, WHAT's more DANGEROUS than ASPARTAME?, Normandy Beach Potato Chips

The Big Goose Industry strikes again. Also: There’s been a(nother) murder, The Pants Press-Gazette returns, Dickens or Old Timey-Baseballer?, and What’s More Dangerous than Aspartame? 

BACK ISSUE - Original release April 2016Pants complains about Europe like a good American, the moon isn't real, we found Pooneh, and Stu Pickles destroys his family.2:30 What's In Pants's Glass?7 The boys defend Facebook / complain about Europe16 That's not what an airhorn sounds like / Go Fighting Hockeys!24 Pants attempts reasoned discourse with idiots37 Baby Murder: Rated G51:30 We found Pooneh!55 What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?1:10:00 A new segment! Trigger Warning

*static crackles on old TV, then cuts revealing weird evil puppet* Dennis, you've spent your life being a menace... 

Other things: We were being gross, What's In Your Glass?, Deadlines, Why didn't we get a trampoline?, What's More Dangerous than Aspartame?, Sleepy cheesecake.

Smokey the Bear left us, and the world is in shambles. 

Also featuring: The Concoction, Microplastic Goodness, Andrew Pitches a New Segment, Fire, Fool Pants, What is More Dangerous than Aspartame, and yeah, we comment on Southwest.

My turtle isn't great with finances. 

Other things: Bob Ross Comment Section, Bicycle Shit Bag, Nerf Squirrels, More Diarrhea

All we wanted was a lovely stroll through the park, but instead you gotta call me a pillock. 

Other things: They Offer a Wash and Fold Service; How to Make a Good Patty Melt; You're Not Going to Heaven if I'm Not; What Is the Plural of Pillock; SPRING HAS SPRUNGING; I Know What a Grandma Is; Turn the Reverb Up While You're At It

I just didn’t want to have to pay rent anymore. How did I end up here? 

Other things: They Are All Inside Bill Murray; A Bird Casino and Potato Salad; A Sweaty Pizza Mess; We Lose All of our Italian Endorsements; Plenty of Other Ways to Poison Your Child

So let's say a murder occurred in your home, and let's say you didn't do it. Or maybe you did. It doesn't matter. What matters is your daughter is a little mad about it. 

Other things: We're Sorry, Your New Favorite Pizza-chaini, An Unfinished Patio, The Fahrenheit of Margins, Get Outta Here Feudalism!, The Worst Possible Future