"Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor vehicular manslaughter stays these couriers from the swift completion of their Pokédexes."

A terrible accident - that can in no way be blamed on Pokémon Go, let us be clear - finds our heroes donning their shorty short shorts once more and abandoning their faux Wienermobile... and your mail is their top priority. This week we debate Pokémon Go's place in the world, give nostalgic movie recommendations, run over a mailman, take marriage proposals (and Olive Garden!) to the final frontier, make up our own Pokémon names!

Talking Points:

• The Santa Clause 2: Postmaster General! (00:00)
• Pokéfatalities! (04:00)
• Pokémon Go 101! (06:50)
• Canada No Go! (28:40)
• Revisiting our favorite childhood movies! (31:47)
• Adam's space proposal proposal! (39:38)
• Matthew's space proposal proposal! (46:59)
• Pokénames! (51:15)

As always, we'd like to thank Laura Cooper of the webcomic XP for our show's art, Bensound.com for our outro music, everyone who contributed to this episode for contributing, and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, consider subscribing and rating on iTunes, sharing our sampler, or becoming a TWAIkNtributor at patreon.com/theworstadults!