Rebephanie and Aaron attempt to order Blanda out of the house, but are interrupted by the two crawling, starving figures of Milus and Rufus, who have been trapped in the mansion for days. This leads to Rufus asking Blanda a most fateful question about his parentage.

All this, and a promo for other fabulous soap operas on the Spoonatics network, which may or may not exist! Plus: a post-credits hell-beast!