The Rich and the Filthy

The world of our radio soap opera and the world of the actors playing the characters are intersecting in the most horrible way. Witness evil toenail clippers, a canine cop, a scriptwriting hell-beast and more!

Aaron confronts Dr. Morebury, Nurse Nacely and Angelique about the latter's supposed recovery and begins to get a good idea as to what has happened. Meanwhile, Blanda returns to her new home only to find Mother Forrest waiting for her in the dark.

All this, and a promo for the allegedly hilarious sitcoms that may or may not be available on the Spoonatics network!

Rebephanie tries to make sense of the greatest shock of her life, as Aaron offers his skeptical view of the matter. Later, Aaron walks in on Morebury and Angelique quarreling. Meanwhile, Mother Forrest learns about Rufus's motive for wanting Blanda to live with him and his father.

All this, and a promo for the exciting soap operas also available on the Spoonatics network, plus ads for Just Plain Nuts Cereal and Flatty pancakes!

Rebephanie's entire world is rocked to the core when Angelique stands up in her wheelchair and speaks. But this miracle is not what it seems ... and Rebephanie knows it. Meanwhile, Mother Forrest learns about Blanda's new digs.

All this, plus mayhem in the street when our intrepid spokesman finds another dupe to sing the praises of new Ghost Spoon!

The whim of Dr. Morebury clashes with the will of Rebephanie and Aaron as the fate of Angelique hangs in the balance! Meanwhile, another unwitting actor finds herself trapped in our recording studio by the uncanny hell-beast. Send help!

The Forrest household is frantic when Rebephanie, convinced Angelique is showing signs of recovery, wants to rush the supposedly vegetable girl to the hospital. This distresses no one more than Angelique herself! All this, and a bonus promo for other exciting Spoonatics radio soap operas!

After a phone call from the insinuating Maximus, Rebephanie manages to push aside an unnamed fear from her mind; but the subject of her worry could be all too real! Then her immediate concern becomes Angelique when the supposedly vegetable young girl does something no vegetable should ever be able to do! Meanwhile, Milus pays a visit to the agency where he had adopted Rufus 19 years before and finds himself pitted against a most bizarre bureaucrat.

All this, and a battle royale between Fantasy Horse and Realistic Horse!

Shorn takes a walk in the garden to forget his troubles and encounters the nasally nurse taking Angelique for a walk. The moment Shorn is alone with his "sister," she cries out for help. Dr. Morebury is furious with Angelique when he finds out; but Rebephanie doesn't believe her son's story. Meanwhile, Crinoline pays Rigid a visit in his office to tell him the good news about the annulment of her marriage; but she finds her erstwhile lover with a beautiful model named Pristine.

All this, and an exciting promo for other soap operas on the Spoonatics network!

Rebephanie calls a very old acquaintance, Maximus Moroné, in order to find out more information on Blanda; but lunch with him only seems to stir up more trouble than she had before. Meanwhile, Milus and Rufus are shocked when Blanda shows up at their house.

Your nerves, jangled from the shocking events in this episode, will be well and truly soothed by a splendid song interlude, provided by none other than Josh Spurling of That One Band.

Rebephanie and Aaron attempt to order Blanda out of the house, but are interrupted by the two crawling, starving figures of Milus and Rufus, who have been trapped in the mansion for days. This leads to Rufus asking Blanda a most fateful question about his parentage.

All this, and a promo for other fabulous soap operas on the Spoonatics network, which may or may not exist! Plus: a post-credits hell-beast!