Shorn's family throws him a birthday party, with Mother Forrest and Dr. Blake as guests; but the party ends in disaster when Shorn opens his grandmother's present. Crinoline receives a voice mail from Rebephanie, demanding that she stay in her marriage.

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Dr. Morebury gives Detective Yawk the news that Angelique may recover from her vegetative state. Blanda has an epiphany while lunching with Rufus.

BONUS: A clip from a competing podcast, "Tell a Silly Story!"

Rebephanie returns home prematurely from the hospital to find Shorn, in his Underdog-themed underwear, clashing with Rigid and Dr. Blake. Blanda and Milus quarrel over their scheme against Aaron, as a hungover Rufus interrupts with his unsubtle expressions of lust for his dad's old girlfriend.

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Angelique is shocked when she wakes up from a bad dream into a real-live nightmare, one orchestrated by the monomaniacal Dr. Morebury. Later, Yawk pays Angelique a visit, as an overprotective Morebury hovers nearby. Meanwhile, Aaron tells Rebephanie about Shorn's arrest.

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Shorn shocks Crinoline and Aaron by coming downstairs without his clothes. Rufus annoys Rebephanie at the hospital as Aaron arrives to deliver the news that Shorn seems to be losing his mind. Meanwhile, Shorn shows up at the office of Dr. Blake, still unclothed.

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Blanda and Milus find they both have reasons to destroy Aaron's marriage. Shorn pays an unwanted visit to Crinoline at her office and gives her the shock of her life.

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The Forrest family waits at the hospital for news about Rebephanie, when the arrival of Crinoline inspires a terrible realization in Shorn. Detective Pupi pays a visit to his injured partner, Yawk, and then surprises Dr. Morebury by visiting Angelique as well.

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Aaron races through the hospital to find Rebephanie, only to encounter Detective Pupi. In Rigid's office, he and Crinoline share passionate kisses, when they're interrupted by a shocking phone call from Shorn.

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Dr. Morebury astonishes Angelique when he tells her he won't be calling the police. Aaron is shocked when Yawk calls to tell him Rebephanie has been found.

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THE RICH AND THE FILTHY is on hiatus until September 7. Until then, please enjoy this collection of our most popular commercials! Visit again with Tommy "Ersatz" Wiseau, Clowny the Clowny Clown, Tina the Girl-Freak, Hillbilly White Trash and more as they peddle Fantasy Horse toys and Ghost Spoon!