Rebephanie is missing, and the intrepid Detective Pupi is on the case. Pupi immediately takes to the forlorn Shorn, but he finds himself deeply suspicious of Aaron, especially after Blanda makes an unexpected appearance at the house.

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Fake Angelique is packed and ready to escape to her new life, but Ted has a change of heart. Aaron and Shorn are surprised when Blanda shows up again at the pretentious Forrest mansion, while a phone call from the police delivers truly shocking news.

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Blanda gives Shorn welcome news, while further annoying Aaron. Then Aaron receives a shocking phone call. Meanwhile, Dr. Blake warns Rigid to be careful around Shorn.

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Ted and Fake Angelique drive an unconscious Rebephanie to her palatial estate, but on the way an argument erupts between them, leading to a terrible accident. Meanwhile, just as Crinoline is about to reveal to Shorn the name of the man who tricked her into bed, Dr. Blake abruptly ends the session.

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Rebephanie wakes up in bed with Fake Angelique as Ted tries to convince her that everything she saw—the boots on Angelique, the bandages on Ted—were a hallucination. Then Angelique takes drastic action. Meanwhile, Crinoline nearly comes to a breakthrough with her psychiatrist, Dr. Blake, when Shorn bursts through the door hoping to surprise her with a picnic lunch. But Crinoline has a surprise of her own.

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Rebephanie presses Ted to explain why Angelique is not in her bed. Her suspicions mount as she ponders over the night before, when she saw a young woman who looked exactly like her vegetable daughter. Ted takes drastic action. Meanwhile, Shorn goes to Aaron for fatherly advice on how to fix his crumbling, sexless marriage.

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Will Ted's bizarre hallucinations about James Polk and the battery-operated gland pirates sew a seed of mistrust in Rebephanie? Will Angelique attempt to continue her performance as the lovely young vegetable after Rebephanie spotted her at a bar? Will Shorn learn that eating one's mattress is no way to relieve sexual frustration? Will Rigid throw sausage links in Shorn's face? Find out now!

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Is Blanda lying when she claims to be pregnant with Aaron's child? Will Shorn finally have an inferior younger brother? Will Fake Angelique leave Ted for good? Will Rebephanie and Rigid see something during their trip to the bar that will change their lives forever? Find out now!

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Will Rebephanie learn the truth about Aaron's secret ex-mistress Blanda? Will Blanda remove her veil and reveal all? Will the process of "leaving" Aaron take Blanda an eternity? Will an eavesdropping Rigid and Shorn uncover the sordid reality behind the so-called "robot mannequin"? Find out now!

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Will Rebephanie tell Aaron about their secret vegetable daughter? Will Fake Angelique finally quit her part in Ted's con game? Will Rigid and Shorn learn the truth about the supposed robot mannequin? Find out now!

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