Will Ted's bizarre hallucinations about James Polk and the battery-operated gland pirates sew a seed of mistrust in Rebephanie? Will Angelique attempt to continue her performance as the lovely young vegetable after Rebephanie spotted her at a bar? Will Shorn learn that eating one's mattress is no way to relieve sexual frustration? Will Rigid throw sausage links in Shorn's face? Find out now!

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