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In the aftermath of all the excitement and terror, Rebephanie, Ted and Fake Angelique are all taken to the hospital; and Det. Yawk examines the situation for ways to entrap the Forrests. At the hospital, Fake Angelique falls under the scrutiny of the sharp-eyed Dr. Morebury. Meanwhile, Blanda makes a quick exit after her boring evening of passion with Milus, as Rufus eavesdrops.

All this, and Fantasy Horse meets his first boy fan!

Ted distracts Homey while Fake Angelique attempts to steal his gun. When a gunshot goes off, Rebephanie and Yawk, who are tied up in another room, are terrified and furious, respectively. Meanwhile, Crinoline finally gets the truth from Rigid.

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To Ted's great shock, Rebephanie returns from the seeming dead to confront him at the remote country house; but Homey Homestead is not about to let his blackmail scheme come undone. Meanwhile, Aaron confronts Milus about his supposed relationship with Blanda.

Plus: Clowny the Clowny Clown pays a visit to the Ghost Spoon spokesman and attempts to take over the show.

Blanda shows up at the doorstep of Aaron's brother, Milus, acting as if no time has passed since she last saw him. Milus's son, Rufus, meets her and falls instantly in love. Meanwhile, Yawk is shocked when Dr. Morebury informs her that Rebephanie has left the hospital. All this, and Ghost Spoon! Our intrepid spokesman whips up a non-mob to a non-frenzy and later has an unsettling conversation with a bizarre little girl.

On their ride home, Aaron and Shorn discuss the bizarre situation at the secret country house, when Blanda suddenly shows up in the car. Meanwhile, Yawk starts to put two and two together, regarding the Rebephanie Forrest case.

All this, and Fantasy Horse, with his brand new friend, Fantasy Ass! Eavesdrop as they pay a visit to their archenemy, Hillbilly White Trash!

Homey Homestead and Ted Woffelle have a shocking revelation for Aaron and Shorn. Meanwhile, Detective Yawk and Dr. Morebury attempt to solve the mystery of their new patient, who, unknown to them, is Rebephanie Forrest.

All this, and Fantasy Horse (plus Fantasy Horse's new best friend)!

Aaron and Shorn investigate the mysterious country house, as an oblivious Homey, Ted and Angelique argue inside. Meanwhile, Detective Yawk, by a fantastic coincidence, finds Rebephanie wandering along the highway. But will a dazed and disoriented Rebephanie be able to tell Yawk who she is?

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A new cop shows up at the costly Forrest mansion: Detective Yawk. She promises Aaron and Shorn that she will be more deferential to the rich than Detective Pupi, as she takes over the job of investigating Rebephanie's disappearance; but Aaron has cause to doubt her. Meanwhile, Crinoline warns Rigid that Shorn could become dangerous if they don't convince him that nothing is going on between them.

All this, and Fantasy Horse revisits the girl who wanted nothing to do with him in the first place!

The intrepid Detective Pupi pays a visit to the secret country house owned by Rebephanie, and there he meets the obstreperous and obfuscating Homey Homestead, along with a young woman Homey claims is his granddaughter. Meanwhile, Crinoline confronts Rigid and ends up in a compromising position just as Shorn enters the room.

All this, and Tommy Wiseau (or an unreasonable facsimile thereof) appears in our new commercial for Ghost Spoon!