In this episode of strange, weird and dumb news will cover some of this weeks headlines. A man stole an amputees prosthetic leg and strapped it to his head. A Canadian politician claims health and relationship benefits of not ejaculating - he also calls his followers "Semen Retention Warriors". A naked woman in Florida drove a golf cart right into an armed standoff. Italian priest used church money to fund his drug-fueled orgies. Someone wants to open a sex-hotel in the town of Cumming, which is amazing! 

And the worst news is that there are scientists working on smart toilets that that analyze your dookie!