Yelling From a Distance

Welcome back! I hope that you have started your year well. Let's hope that this year will be waaaay better than the two prior ones. The podcast is back after the holiday break and we will be reporting the weird news weekly again. In the first episode of the year we take a trip around the world: North Korea claims that their leader invented Burritos, BBC apologized for having Alan Dershowitz comment on Ghislaine Maxwell's verdict (since you know he is accused of being one of the high profile people to have sex with underaged girls), then we have a murderer that claims that he did not kill the dismembered person in the trunk of the car he was driving - he jus happen to steal a car where a body was stored (very unlucky), Bogdanoff twins die of COVID after rejecting vaccines, the 3 year quest of firing a state employee for allegedly stealing a 3 dollar protein bar failed.

Welcome back to the podcast that covers all the strangest and weirdest news that happened this past week. We live on a crazy planet. In this episode we cover some news items that seem unreal, but I can assure you that they actually happened. In this episode we cover news items including: A man getting in a car accident and then later stopping at an intersection to eat his chicken wings. An American man was convicted of putting razor blades in pizza dough. The Saudi's are cracking down on cheating at a camel beauty pageant, where 66 million dollars are at stake. Jussie Smollet officially faked his "hate crime". An Italian Bishop told children that Santa is not real, and that got a lot of parents upset. A 48 old women lived as a 22 year old college student, and apparently nobody could tell. We also got the sensational news that the "Butt Bandit" finally got caught in Valentine, Nebraska - he has been terrorizing the town since 2007 where he has been imprinting his butt and goin into windows.

Also a British man showed up at the ER with a man had a WW2 anti-tank shell stuck up is ass... he of course claims that he fell on it.

We are back buddy! Let's go! Episode 54!

I just returned back from my vacation in Spain, got my second vaccination and feeling it. But that will not stop me from giving you this weeks episode of the weird news around the world. In this episode we will talk about a woman that breastfeed her cat on a delta airline. In order to deal with a snake infestation the owner burned down their whole house. A woman mistook her Airpod with her painkillers and the outcome was artistic. An Italian was caught using a fake arm in order to dodge getting the covid vaccination. Surgeons accidently amputated the wrong leg, which should never ever happen in this day in age. A man dies after a prank gone wrong at a gun store - which just might one of the worst place ever to prank someone! Last but not least, a webcam model shoots herself in her woman-parts. 

We have now reached a whole year with this podcast, very proud. This has kept me somewhat sane during the lockdowns and I plan to keep doing it. In this episode that marks the one year anniversary we have news items that come from all the goated countries and states. A Florida man pleasures himself in front of first responders, Indian man actually sold his wife, a Colorado man was tricked into paying for dating services that only had 5 women for him. There was also a man running from the police that had to call the police because he got lost in the woods. Indian men are apparently in increasingly bigger numbers killing their wifes with snakes. Hope to see you next week, ciao!

In this weeks episode we dive into new all around the world. You can expect stories such as: a burgler shaming a victim for not having enough valuables to rob at their house. Vienna museums are resorting to using OnlyFans to promot art that has nudity in it. A man helped a person repair a bicykle and mid-repair he realized it was his own bike that he was fixing. A 95 year old sandwich is being perserved at a museum and nobody knows why. New Zealand fires state wizard after two decades of service. An elementary school teacher accidently gives out edibles as prizes in school.

It's a day late, but I was sick - so here we are!

In this week's episode of the wacky news we have some great stories to dive into. We of course start off in the great state of Florida where a Sheriff's Facebook post went viral after a huge drug bust. A vaccine conspiracy theorists went crazy and murdered some people close to him. A woman goes into a panic after a car crash and ends up accidentally kidnapping five kids. A women sues Geico for a million dollars because she got an STD while getting freaky in a car. Then we have a strange story of a hitman being hired to kill someone, but decides to outsource the task... then that person outsources the hit... and so on...

It has been a wild news week, where we have gathered stories across multiple continents. In this weeks wild news you can hear about: the Turkish man that went drinking, went missing, joined a search party and found himself. A man also died of rabies, which is wild because I did not think that was a thing anymore. A woman i Florida pleasured herself in a used car for sale and somehow damaged the interior in the process. There's also an ongoing clown shortage in Northern Ireland, also not something I thought was a thing. Eminem has opened his own food store called ‘Mom’s Spaghetti’. Also an Indonesian man marries his rice cooker!

Hope you like it - see you next week!

In this episode of strange, weird and dumb news will cover some of this weeks headlines. A man stole an amputees prosthetic leg and strapped it to his head. A Canadian politician claims health and relationship benefits of not ejaculating - he also calls his followers "Semen Retention Warriors". A naked woman in Florida drove a golf cart right into an armed standoff. Italian priest used church money to fund his drug-fueled orgies. Someone wants to open a sex-hotel in the town of Cumming, which is amazing! 

And the worst news is that there are scientists working on smart toilets that that analyze your dookie!

This week has brought us some wild news stories, some of which I share with you in this weeks episode. Mostly it has been people from America that went crazy this week, with some international stories sprinkled in. In this weeks episode I talk about a legislator that kicked a teenager in the balls, a Senator that think there's a button that can stop President Biden mid sentence. A terrorist says that all the killings were "nothing personal". Also a company is created that basically want to make Jurassic Park into reality. An entitled woman lost her shit when she found out that her father had cheated in a game of Ludo. Italian man creates his own personal Shire from JRR Tolkien's Lord of the Rings. Also a man took pictures of women and shit in a freezer at a supermarket - of course, somewhere in America.