Yelling From a Distance

We are finally back with another episode! I have been unable to post new episodes the last two weeks due to my computer breaking down. Now that is fixed we can focus on the dumb news of the week. In this episode we will cover a CNN legal analyst got caught accidentally jerked his meat during a Zoom call, God told Pat Robertson that Trump would win the election and that Earth would get his by an astroid, a man was caught masturbating at a parking lot and claimed the was just air-drumming,  See you next week!

Boom - a whole new episode of the latest dumb news around the world is here! In this episode we talk a bit about some of the restrictions that are still in place when doing stand-up comedy in Denmark. The news that was covered in this episode include a group of African greys were removed from a wildlife park because they were swearing at the guests and laughing about it, 350 goats escaped in Colorado, Ohio Republican Party made a smear campaign attacking the completely wrong person, one more disease has been found in China and New York anarchists are out of their minds... 

Hope you enjoyed this weeks episode, see you later!

In this week's episode I talk a bit about the new restrictions and how they apply to us in the comedy industry. This episode features some pretty wild news stories from around the world. First we talk about Sergei Torop aka Vissarion aka Fake-Jesus, cult leader that claims to be reincarnation of Jesus was arrested in Russia. We also talk about the latest research into if rats like to be tickled or not. We also get into the story of a guy that payed a hacker to get access to his ex-girlfriends e-mail account by paying RuneScape in-game currency. Last but not least we talk about Dreadhead Cowboy, who turns out to be a pretty cool guy that is trying to make the world a better place. See you next week.

I have been at the dentists office, went to the gym and recorded an episode for you! This week was pretty hectic and the episode was not prepared, so enjoy me rambling about random things like; the Wild West, the Gold Rush and some olden torture techniques. But I did manage to cover a few news stories as well; A guy was misquoting the movie 'A Bug's Life' while being thrown out of Disney World for not wearing a maske, people not wearing masks in Indonesia were forced to dig graves for victims of the Covid-19 virus and I somehow ended up reading a german article.

In this weeks episode we once again take a look at a City Council meeting but this time a man rants about Boneless Chicken Wings, no doubt something important that we all should take more seriously. Ander Christensen spoke passionately and eloquently made a great point that we should raise our kids better... and also rename the food. The FBI this week launched an investigation after a man was seen flying with a jet pack near Los Angeles International Airport. Carole Baskin is joining Dancing With the Stars. The Coalition of Suburban Women Voters want to implement insane policies so officers do not get punished for sexual misconduct. 

I am back from vacation in Croatia - and the weird news around the world could not any wilder. First we get into how the drive back from Croatia went and what I have been up to in the last few weeks. Then we talk about some of the strange news that has happened around the world. News stories included in this weeks episode are: Alex Jones claiming that Michelle Obama is a man and hung like a horse, a guy got caught stealing over a hundred pair of shoes and flip-flops to have sex with them, Ireland being attacked by Seagulls, a women tried to divorce her husband for being too nice to her and TikTok creators have gotten in trouble for pretending to be Holocaust victims... yikes! 

I once again struggle through a whole episode with my bad reading - possibly need my head examined! 

But this week was wild! Anti-maskers gave their opinions and thought about the Palm Beach County mandate to make mask wearing in public obligatory during a commission meeting - and, oh boy - it was some wild thoughts they had! Also, this week a SAPD Officer finally got fired for serving a feces sandwich to homeless man. We also got some insanely good news: A tap that dispenses mac and cheese is coming soon!

Are we already at episode 7? Crazy!

This week we talk about playing the popular board game called Chess. And I'm not really that good at it. The summer is here, so it will be interesting to see if I get stranded in Croatia if the second wave hits europe. In this weeks stupid news we will be explore men that have cats and how that might be perceived in a dating context by women (not very good), then we take a trip to both India and Florida (no surprise those two places make an appearance) both stories involving death. We also talk about the fox or foxes that are attacking students on campus. We also look at how balloons are used as weapon against propaganda. Hope to see you next week!