Yelling From a Distance

In this weeks episode we are covering some of the strangest news stories around the world.

We did it! We made it to episode number 35!

In this episode we dive in to the crazy new that has showed up this week. Ted Nugent got tested for Covid-19 (a virus he did not believe in), a video popped up of a woman spraying her breastmilk at fellow festival-goers, woman was charged with felony embezzlement for not returning a VHS tape rented more than 20 years ago. Another gender reveal party went wrong and now it's just a matter of time before it becomes illegal!

It has been a very sunny week here in Aarhus, Denmark - and I love it. In this weeks episode we take trip around the world and explore some of the crazy news stories that have popped up in my news feed. A woman in Poland got scared by a French croissant and called animal control, Ted Nugent went on a COVID rant (to nobody's surprise). Sharon Stone went in reconstruction surgery and woke up with breast implants - which is super wild! A Canadian politician was caught on videoconference nude - claimed he did not know the camera was on. A woman tried to pay for goods with a phony 1 million dollar bill, a bunch of Texas students had a mock slave auction on Snapchat - super dumb! 

Last but not least, a bunch of men got fired because they brought a stripper to a construction site - obviously.

This episode is coming out a bit late, but do you know what... I wanted to enjoy my birthday and the fact that there were a whole lot of good football world qualifier games going on.

But it's here now. Better late than never. In this sexy little episode I talk about a Taoist master who claims that he can make your tits bigger, you taller and smarter with his magical powers. And now the authorities are looking into his operation... you never want to piss of the authorities in China - dumb move. A Louisiana priest was caught having an unholy threesome with two dominatrices on top of the alter in his church... yikes. Meat Loaf is starting his own relationship reality show called I'd Do Anything For Love… But I Won't Do That - epic! Rats also get blamed for drinking up all the missing liquor in the evidence locker at a police station. In north Wales a teacher was punished for saying that the student of his school were "dressing like Eastern European prostitutes and Kardashian clones".

In this weeks episode I talk about how a football goal caused a small bathroom incident at my place. But no worries it's all fine now. Damn you Dinamo Zagreb and Orsic! This weeks news are crazy - no big surprise there. We have the story of a High School Basketball commentator that make some crazy and dumb comments while live on air. Not just that but he also had the balls to blame it on his diabetes. What a mad lad. Then there's the story of a dad that murdered his family to claim the insurance money. A 50 year old mom created deep-fakes to help her daughter. DNA on a hotdog was linked to an already imprisoned man in France. China calls out Australia for violating human rights and one political commentator claims that the royals cant be racist due to their colonial subjects were all black and asian!

In this weeks episode we will look into some of the most absurd news stories that have be reported. We'll start off with a Pastor that gave a sermon telling women to loose the weight and become the trophy wife that their husbands deserve - or at least try to be a participation trophy. Then we'll talk about the man that will do the beer-only diet for Lent - for the third time. Scrabble is banning offensive words and it has some people very upset. Also, a man robbed a bank with a loaner car - tried to buy the car right after the robbery. A prison in Germany was forced to change 600 locks after an intern mistakenly shared pictures of keys on social media. We also talk about the proposed curriculum with chanting name of Aztec god that took human sacrifice. 

This news week had some strange stories to offer us. Some funny, others very dark.

We will dive into how a criminal was busted by leaving a trail of Cheeto dust behind her, a Plastic Surgeon thought that it was a good idea to appear on a Court Zoom call while operating on a patient... for some odd reason. A story about a couple that were unaware that sex must happen in order to get pregnant, this one had a big twist at the end. We also check in with some Australians that goy drunk and drifted to sea while being drunk - good times. Also a wannabe rapper chopped of roommate’s penis off for internet clout and fame - what people won't do in order to go viral.

See you next week!

In this episode we look into some very strange news stories all around the planet.

This week we could read about an Arizona man that fake his own kidnapping in order to get out of work, Indonesian woman claimed that a hust of wind impregnated her, a U.K burglar claimed a house as his own because he had spent the whole day there and a chicken farmer claims that three Italian looking aliens make him pancakes in 1961...

Humans are wild. Check in next week to see what kind of crazy stuff happened during the week.

In this episode we explore the strange news of the week. What a week it has been in the news. I talk about: Florida man steals wedding- and engagement rings from his girlfriend in order to propose to another girlfriend, Valentine's Day a woman got revenge on an ex by requesting a delivery rider to spill hot tea on them, a dog is left with 5 million dollars after it's owner died (yes, a dog is now richer than you), the fetish community has made sales of vagina-scented products soar through the roof.

See you in next weeks episode.