Yelling From a Distance

This week has brought a few new weird stories. In this episode we cover: Man in Borat in Mankini skiing in Prague, sword-weiling man steals Magic cars, Texas lawyer assure judge that he's not a cat, switching channels during the Super Bowl lead to violence, Marmosets judge neighbors by eavesdropping on conversations, a gender reveal party goes off the rails and kills one person and drunk man with "Not drunk" bumpersticker was indeed very drunk while driving.

In this weeks episode we dive into some of strangest stories of the week... but before any of that I managed to spill my cola all over my desk and had to deal with a bad start. We talk about the whole Wallstreetbets vs. Robinhood and hedge funds. A toilet seat that was stolen from Hitler's palace during WW2 is now up from auction. This Valentine you can spend money and have your exes name written at the bottom of a cats litter box. A man in Taiwan does have to pay a quarantine fine due to the fact that it turned out he was kidnapped by debt collectors. And in a very poor PR move a whole city is pushing for being know as "The Sack" - which is not as good an idea as they think that it is. In obnoxious news I can inform you that a toddler is releasing a debut album - and it has everything that you hate.

Hello there! In this episode we dive into some crazy news stories from around the world. Instead of receiving bananas, a store got a bunch of coke - like... a lot of coke. Joe Exotic's team had planned a limo to drive him home from prison due to expected late pardon, but that never came and the Tiger King is still in prison. New fossils found might indicated how dinosaur might have had sex and to be honest; it's pretty gross. The Secret Service confirmed that the investigated John Mulaney over jokes he did on SNL about Donald Trump. Then there was a woman that stole cigarettes and Mentos from a gas station and topped it off by also stealing an ambulance - wild woman!

See you in next weeks episode fam!

I have had nightmares the last few nights of me trying to escape from Hell while being chased by the Devil himself. Otherwise nothing much has been going on in my life since the last episode. But there have be developments around the world. The U.S Capitol was breached and people got hurt, one of the 'terrorists" was arrested and is starving in jail due to the lack of organic food...

Due to the U.K leaving the E.U truckers and drives had their ham sandwiches seized because food is not allowed to be brought into the European Union from other countries. This law is in place to ensure diseases are not transferred. A Florida couple got into an argument and it resulted in a plate of meatballs being thrown - thank god for Florida!

Welcome to the year 2021 - the craziness of last year is being carried to the new year. I hope that all is well. In the start of the episode I talk a bit about Christmas and New Years Eve before I had to put the recording on pause because I had to take a deep shit - It's a new term that I'm trying to popularize.

 New year means new insane news stories from all around the globe. In the first episode of the year we'll dive into; a drunk man legally changing his name to Celin Dion, Flat Earthers from Italy trying to sail to the edge of the world and a lover digs a tunnel from his house to his mistress' home in order to get laid on the daily. 

Cheers to a hopefully better year.

In this episode I give you an audible tour of my apartment, all 55 square metre; a living room, a bedroom, small kitchen and toilet. I also give you an insight into the books that I read. Then we get into some of the news stories that has happened in the last week - some weird stuff!

We talk about porn addiction and how scientists are divided on whether or not it is real, Civil Aviation Administration of China released new guidelines for the country's airline industry where the suggest flight attendants wear disposable diapers so they don't need to use the bathroom, rats in New York eat avocados and attacking staff, iron crotch kung fu is trying to make a big comeback.

Another episode is in the bag! In this one we take a look on the stupid news stories that have come out this week. Such as: driver being pulled over for an expired licence plate from 1997, a waitress gets screwed over by her boss, a dumb YouTuber almost gets himself killed, a swingers convention end up causing a Covid out break in New Orleans, Sex Pistols star John Lydon bitten by flea on his penis.

See you next week for another episode!

I'm finally back from my vacation to Marbella, Spain. We had a fun trip with a lot of alcohol and great conversations. I feel tiptop motivated now and I'm ready to work even hard on my craft - that's one of the amazing things that vacations can do for you! The news stories that we cover in this episode are: Woman sues her own son after big divorce settlement, youths give thief energy drink just so they can beat him up some more, massive gathering at church to pay respect to Serbian Patriarch and one brave fraudster almost makes a James Bond-inspired escape from the FBI... but fails big time!

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In an episode where I was operating at 90% - so you have been warned that there will be mumbling. We talk about some of the new restrictions that the stand-up scene in Denmark has to deal with, doing stand-up and going on a short trip with friends somewhere. This episode covers some very interesting news around the world. First we start off talking about a police shooting that interrupted a hearing on a police oversight commission, I get annoyed with Twitter-scum that got angry over some tweet Kim Kardashian had posted of a island getaway, Drake got clowned by his fans for serving mac and cheese with raisins in it, thieves crack a safe at an escape room just to find a bunch of riddles.

See you next week.