From the lost episode vault... Take your chances coming across a dog without an owner, or running into a flock of seagulls (not the band). This is a classic, would you rather every dog you come across wants to attack you, or every bird you come across wants to attack you?

Either way this new life will have your stress levels through the roof! Keep that head on a swivel. Stay away from any dog parks or beaches...

Which side are you on? Let us hear it in the comments! We'll give you a shout out and probably make fun of you, too.

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