This episode was an absolute mess. Would you rather no longer speak English and you can only speak & understand Italian? Or would you rather still know English, but you can only write things down to communicate? 

Almost more important than the episode itself, this week we started a new segment called mail time! We read a comment or two from the fans writing in on the episode. This segment started with a hilarious piece of hatemail coming our way. You need to give it a listen... Mandi if you're out there, we're sorry!!!  

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From the lost episode vault... Take your chances coming across a dog without an owner, or running into a flock of seagulls (not the band). This is a classic, would you rather every dog you come across wants to attack you, or every bird you come across wants to attack you?

Either way this new life will have your stress levels through the roof! Keep that head on a swivel. Stay away from any dog parks or beaches...

Which side are you on? Let us hear it in the comments! We'll give you a shout out and probably make fun of you, too.

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Fork? Spoon? Knife? Chopsticks? Ladle? You can only choose one! This episode we discuss if you could only use one type of utensil for the rest of your life, which would it be? As the crusader in the third Indiana Jones says, "Choose wisely!" 

Which side are you on? Let us hear it in the comments! We'll give you a shout out and probably make fun of you, too. 

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Animals and creatures everywhere! Would you rather have to live with a hawk trapped inside wherever you live, OR you can try and make it through a 100 yard long alligator infested swamp? It's air vs water. Getting your eyes pecked out, or body ripped to shreds. What side are you taking? Let us know in the comments below!  Which side are you on? Let us hear it in the comments below! We'll give you a shout out and probably make fun of you, too. Hypothetically Speaking Podcast. Available everywhere you can listen to podcasts. Watch us on YouTube! Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.

Would you rather have to always pay for anything in coins, or have to eat all of your meals from a drivethru restaurant?   Who is racking up the calories at McDonalds, and who is having to lug full pockets of coins everywhere? Give the podcast a listen! Which side are you on? Let us hear it in the comments below! We'll give you a shout out and probably make fun of you, too. Hypothetically Speaking Podcast. Available everywhere you can listen to podcasts. Follow us on YouTube, Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.

Would you rather have to wear every discarded facemask that you come across, or have to sneeze directly in the face of every new person you meet?