"It's the fountain of youth, it’s the meaning of life. So hot, so sweet, so whet my appetite."

- We declare Ovalteenies to be overrated and overpriced.

- Nobody asks how old a glass of water you would drink from?

- Nobody wakes up to a rat on her bedside table.

- The Chinese are living underwater as they reach 100% ‘relative humidity’ during the week.

- Ben is now advocating for wedding shorts.

- Ben attends a wedding and the celebrant speaks highly of the grooms calm…demeanour.

- Ben catches an Uber home and is embarrassed to call it again.

- Ben reveals his ‘Roman Empire’ of the podcast.

- Ben finds himself in uncharted waters as he hits it off with two women on the dating apps.

- Ben reunites with a girl on a dating app and fails to impress her with his memory.