We're guessing you could use a laugh right now…

Todd and Matt talk to you from the "before" side of the election with tales from Halloween – how do Todd's aging kids manage their transition into obnoxious trick or treating teens? And just how many Halloweens does Principessa Viva get to have?!

Finally – Southsiders Todd and Matt break their silence over their shame and grief regarding the Cubs win. So. Much. Grief.

Are you using our Amazon portal? This show is supported by viewers like you! (Thank you.) Matt is trying to buy new Barbies to replace the jank ones viva has – but is he slut-shaming inanimate objects?

And in the paternity test kitchen – Todd, Matt, and special guest Alex Jay taste test some frozen food aisle abominations from the hoary depths of Walmart… The donut cheeseburger and the deep fried Twinkie! Are these culinary Chimeras palatable?

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