Hold your horses, folks, the Saddle Club are visiting a dude ranch in West Dakota! Things get real problematic real fast, everyone eats a lot of steak, and there’s a blessed lack of romance. Oh, and they cause a death or whatever.

On today’s itinerary: we issue a much-needed apology; essential cow terminology; the manliest sundae possible; dying a dude’s death; some overwhelming rhinophobia; Stevie hijacks a dog funeral; the junior podcaster yells at a boat; tfw you realise you’re not a dude any more, ten times in the space of a week; a salute to a Dublin institution; we fail to learn anything about pommels; gifts you should not bring to a motherless calf; things that are vaguely conical; grudging respect for DAYS; Aoife does some estate planning.

Today’s musical selections were “Saloon Spitoon” and “Back On The Wagon” by John Bartmann on the Free Music Archive.

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