Ever wonder what your odds are of surviving various animal attacks? We got you covered using the most advanced scientific data to date to break down your odds! And we found out after the fact that bismuth is the active metal ingredient in Pepto Bismol. That's the 'Bismol' part of it. Here's what we got this week:

1. Intro: Would we join Scott's "poop band"?
2. What animals could we beat in a fight?
3. When does a branding cross-over go too far?
4. Is jacking off overrated or underrated?
5. How would you try and convince people that you were probed by an alien?

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