The Important Questions

Our four dumb asses are back in our seats for your quarterly allotment of comedy. We can't wait for you to hear June's episode. But here we are and here's what you got.

1. Warm Up: How would you respond to a guy sending your girl a mermaid emoji?
2. How difficult is it to sell knives?
3. What are some good and lesser-known food combinations?
4. Midshow Pt 1: Ranking sparkling waters
5. Actual Midshow - RANT: Pokemon actually blows.
6. If your pants pockets had video game inventory logic, what things would you carry around?
7. Is the shopping cart theory true? Do you return your shopping cart?
8. Post Theme 1: Glinko ponders self-sucking
9. Post Theme 2: Glinko ponders the uniqueness of farts

708-433-9153 text/call and your questions can be on next year's episode! See you bozos next time!

Get used to sporadic episodes! Smitty and Rico are full time dads which is a lot different of a lifestyle than what we started with back in 2016. But when we get back together there's magic and a whole lot of complaints about society. Here's what we got this episode:

1. Intro: Do you use the 1-ply toilet paper barrier on public toilets?
2. How would you feel gifting or receiving a pubic manicure gift?
3. What are our predictions and manisfestations for 2025?
4. Would you use an Epipen-style medicine to prevent pants shitting?
5. Post Theme: The Wiener Mobile driver's salary

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The title may be misleading. This episode is VERY loosely Halloween related thanks to our listener GLINKO STINKO and his question around Halloween. Also, it's our pleasure to officially publish the location of our prior show. If you're a fan of the current show, a selection of our old show is available minus bonus episodes and the (very terrible) first 25 episodes. Enjoy several hours of content. Link below. Here's what we got this week.

1. Intro Part 1: When are you releasing more goddamn content?
2. Intro Part 2: Do you pee dick out only or balls out too?
3. Intro Part 3: What household item could you give away on Halloween and not run out?
4. When have teachers or professors derailed classes with long tangent stories?
5. When is the most inopportune time to give or get a little forehead kiss?
6. Midshow: Crunchy/Crusty/Crispy, Soft/Smushy/Squishy, Butthole/Asshole/Anus
7. What's the deal with gaping porn?
8. What Impractical Jokers style punishment would we inflict on each other?
9. Power Rangers talk

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For episode 50 we got slice of life shit, humorous shit, and real shit. Everything you've come to love in our show all wrapped up in our halfway to 100 episode. Here's what we got this week:

1. Intro: If you had to combine shrimp and marshmallow into a palatable dish, what would you make?
2. What cryptid would taste the best?
3. What is the best season?
4. Midshow: Brilliant Ideas - Refrigerated Pockets
5. What places have specific smells to them and what specifically makes them smell that way?

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Ever wonder what your odds are of surviving various animal attacks? We got you covered using the most advanced scientific data to date to break down your odds! And we found out after the fact that bismuth is the active metal ingredient in Pepto Bismol. That's the 'Bismol' part of it. Here's what we got this week:

1. Intro: Would we join Scott's "poop band"?
2. What animals could we beat in a fight?
3. When does a branding cross-over go too far?
4. Is jacking off overrated or underrated?
5. How would you try and convince people that you were probed by an alien?

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This episode is exclusively for mall-walkers in wind breakers getting their steps in. Everyone else, see you next time. This is what we got for you.

1. Intro: Are there any microwavable meals that don't suck?
2. What would be the best unorthodox bathroom decorations?
3. How are malls still in operation?
4. Midshow: I Saw a Guy
5. Midshow Pt II: Dave's Letters to the Editor - Reprise of that expletive product slogan question.
6. If money wasn't an issue, what would your dream job be?
7. Post Theme: The Cat Stroller & Dr. Doug wants to ride bikes

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Wake, puke, brush, chug milk, repeat. Here's episode 46's shit:

1. Intro: How long would you have to fart one continuous fart before you call an ambulance?
2. How can you spruce up and add value to your property or living space?
3. Why do men get pee-shy? What else could you not do with people watching you?
4. What traveling food trucks could replace the ice cream man?
5. Post Theme: Smitty Smells Shitty

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If you enjoy drinking milk, learning about milk, milk talk, and all things milk - then we're happy to announce that MILK TALK IS BACK. Here's what we got this week (also Rico is back).

1. Intro - would you get a pitcher of milk?
2. What is the tier list of meats?
3. What is the scariest piece of media you've consumed?
4. Midshow: Funny or Dumb - Smitty and Dave's Wives' Breakdowns
5. Should you get into storage unit auctioning?
6. What are some unconventional things to put in a smoker?

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I told you I'd upload multiple episodes. Dave always delivers. Here's what you can expect in these next 70 to 80 something minutes.

1. Intro: How well could you pull of a microwaved steak dinner?
2. What is soup?
3. Would you kill E.T with a hammer?
4. Have you seen a Cybertruck in the wild yet?
5. How do people tolerate living in cities?
6. What's the best combo of safety, effectiveness, and fun in weed killing?

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I, once again, have to remind everyone: my upload schedule, our recording schedule, and et cetera et cetera is now under new management. I can do whatever I want. So I decided this week to be generous and release multiple episodes. Today's release is episode 43, so please enjoy.

1. Intro: Why do we also pick the wrong lines?
2. What things have you tried to get into but could not?
3. How far would you get from home at age 10 in a real Pokemon universe?
4. Midshow: RANT - Urinal angles
5. What the awkward middle steps of evolutions?

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