Our four dumb asses are back in our seats for your quarterly allotment of comedy. We can't wait for you to hear June's episode. But here we are and here's what you got.

1. Warm Up: How would you respond to a guy sending your girl a mermaid emoji?
2. How difficult is it to sell knives?
3. What are some good and lesser-known food combinations?
4. Midshow Pt 1: Ranking sparkling waters
5. Actual Midshow - RANT: Pokemon actually blows.
6. If your pants pockets had video game inventory logic, what things would you carry around?
7. Is the shopping cart theory true? Do you return your shopping cart?
8. Post Theme 1: Glinko ponders self-sucking
9. Post Theme 2: Glinko ponders the uniqueness of farts

708-433-9153 text/call and your questions can be on next year's episode! See you bozos next time!