Here at HARK, we've committed to reviewing and ranking to EVERY holiday song... even the bad ones, especially the bad ones. But as our list hits its first milestone, we've got a lot more good songs than bad. In this episode, we aim to remedy that. This week, the Hanson brothers and Billy Gilman offer up two obscure Christmas duds, "Everybody Knows the Claus" and "I'm Gonna Email Santa". We attempt to convey the listening experience to you in our most mystifying, exhausting episode yet.