Today we discuss the plight of a man named Rusty Nails and his unfortunate accident due to his fingers being covered in red phosphorus. A further analysis brings us to deforestation and the over use of the red phosphorus that comes from the Trogolog tree in South America. Later James tells us of the secret government project called "Monster in the Closet" a classified government program that utilized fragments of Teddy Roosevelts' brain to create super soldier clones.