Today Adam reveals he has opened a coffee cain called Chunky Brewsters where he genetically modifies coffee beans for impactful flavor but accidentally creates sentient coffee bean creatures. 

Today Caito Aase joins us for tales of James's jackalope transformation from the treacherous woods of Michigan, then Caito tells us about growing up with the Blood sacrifices to the old gods of New Mexico. 

Today we discuss the plight of a man named Rusty Nails and his unfortunate accident due to his fingers being covered in red phosphorus. A further analysis brings us to deforestation and the over use of the red phosphorus that comes from the Trogolog tree in South America. Later James tells us of the secret government project called "Monster in the Closet" a classified government program that utilized fragments of Teddy Roosevelts' brain to create super soldier clones.   

Musician Dov Stanley joins us to discuss the tale the first snake skin boot worn by a confused caveman that eventually leads to a full on snake religion, feuding burger chains who create an ad campaign that turns verbally vile, the origin of a rambling baby who meets a colorful set of characters in his travels and a discovery of a cult in a remote swampland who are half people half frog.

Welcome to Churnin Out Nonsense with Adam and James