On the fifth episode of Much Review About Nothing, we review Aquaman (2018). Again, we must point out that we haven't seen the movie. (Of course, why is anyone still seeing DC movies at this juncture?) That is 100% not a joke. Everything we know about the film comes from the trailer, reviews, articles, and our own biased preconceptions. Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: Why does Jason Momoa hate books so much? What do you call a trident with five tines? Where have all the good bullies gone? How long can a great white shark live in captivity? G-Strings? And most importantly, why is Willem Dafoe with a man-bun now the primary subject of all my nightmares?