Show Notes: 

• Intro and Leftovers from Episode 4 (0:00-8:49) 
  • Avril Lavigne is dead conspiracy 
  • Padme Amidala and Sabé 
  • Playing Magic with your kids: Do you let your kids win or teach them that life isn’t fair? 
• More on Parenting! (8:49-27:12) 
  • Being a parent changes you 
  • “One of the best parts of having kids is lying to them.” -Josh 
  • Flat earthers aren’t real 
• Bad at English (27:12-29:37) 
  • “Tossed(threw) his teddies (toys) out of the cot (crib)/pram (stroller)” 
    • Having a hissy [fossil word] fit 
    • Getting aggravated and throwing a tantrum like a baby 
• House Rules (29:37-1:26:44) 
  • Ben’s list: 
    • #1: don’t play with doors 
    • No pillows on the floor 
    • “Don’t forget: make good choices” 
    • Juice does not go in water bottles 
    • “No saying ‘Stop it!'” 
  • Josh’s List: 
    • No phones at the table 
    • No locking doors 
    • “You get what you get” challenge-response “…and you don’t throw a fit” 
    •  Chain of command – no doubt who’s in charge at our house (Mom) 
  • “The older you get, the further into the future you can predict.” -Josh 
  • Kid in the claw machine 
  • “Consistency is king.” -Ben 
  • “Do it right or do it twice.” -Josh’s Dad 
• Brigham Young University (BYU) Student Housing (1:26:44-1:33:55) 
  • 25% of students are married 
  • BYU Honor Code 
  • USAFA Honor Code 
  • BYU Superdate Urban Legend 
• Teasers for next time: 
  • What to focus on with kids development? 
  • Getting and staying fit? 
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