Part I of Turn of the Golden Witch.

In our first instalment of Turn of the Golden Witch, Shannon becomes president of the abstinence club, Minecraft is in fact real and Kanon should really read some Marx.

British Jessica can be viewed here.

Twitter: @HiddenTeaParty

Courtney's Twitter: @YukariKotozume

Rowan's Twitter: @_ulfberht_

Voice-over provided by Tarlo.

Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.

Golden Sneer by Luck Ganriki.