DS9 Episode 5:  Captive Pursuit

O'Brien meets his new froggy boyfriend and throwback night-rider dweebs come a'knockin.  Sisko:  What... would y'say...y'do here??  Quark gets accused of sexual misconduct, and O'Brien gives the middle finger to the prime directive, but who really gives a shit right?  Keira, Dax, and the doctor all have 1 line while we wonder on Earth what kind of psychopaths actually enjoyed watching this pile of shit-show.  Enjoy!