Welcome back to the king daddy of dad shows. Season two of "Serial" is apparently in the can, but Matt doesn't believe it. He tends to think Sarah Koenig is sweating it out with a waste basket full of crumpled up empty notebook pages.

Dave is sweating his daughters' third year on Earth, and hates the big lie: That the "terrible twos" are terrible at all. Dave and Matt also share their stories of the first night at home with their newborns. It didn't go well.

Amazon Prime Day stunk. Thanks, Amazon.

The dads then discuss the piercings that say, "I hate you, dad."

Todd then gets closer to meeting his Maker by eating Taco Bell's Captain Crunch Ball on the air. It's mouth abuse, pure and simple.

Lastly, Matt reads his daughter a Sesame Street book that hates Italians. 

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