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Episode #5 – Terminator Genisys, Terminator Genisys, Terminator Genisys
Vote for your most hated movie EVER (of the week) here:
When the hell did Braden learn how to use WordPress?
I mean I think it was only like a week ago the guy was still using a cassette deck to play music in his car. Usually technology beyond the year 1994 is basically unheard of to him. I mean, have you SEEN the size of his portable hard drive? Get real.
Just so we’re clear, “portable hard drive” was not intended as an innuendo in that last paragraph. If it was I wouldn’t have to ask if you’ve seen it, as I’m pretty sure he goes to great lengths to make sure everyone has.
At least Braden’s post spared us from another meandering Muller post. Those have about the same cohesion you would expect from an anime script.
But enough about my horseshit co-hosts, let’s get to some horseshit movies!
First let me scroll up to the title of this post I’m writing right now so I can check the spelling of MY Most Hated Movie EVER (of the week), Terminator Genisys!
Always a good sign of quality and branding when after all the prep done for recording an episode, I still can’t remember where they put the Y in Genisys. Perhaps they were just foreshadowing the confusion that you’ll feel when actually watching the movie.
I don’t want to think about what kind of sick fuck you have to be to understand the timeline of the terminator franchise after the events of this clusterfuck.
Eventually Muller gets sick of not knowing what the hell I’m talking about and changes the subject towards something else, Terminator Genisys!
Apparently he also didn’t know what the hell HE was talking about either because he doesn’t seem to remember a single thing that happens in the movie he decided to bring in.
Listen as we all try to figure out what any of his notes for the movie actually mean. I never actually know what Muller is ever talking about so I think me and Braden deserve a big pat on the back for this one.
You’re welcome!
Then Braden spares us all from anymore of Muller’s horse-cockery and mixes things up by bringing in Terminator Genisys!
Just when I had done my best to completely erase this movie from my memory, Braden has to show us all what brain cancer really feels like and make us talk about it for the last half hour of the episode. He should have known that nobody here wanted to spend any amount of time talking about that living aneurysm.
Thanks asshole!
And thanks to you assholes for tuning in!
That wraps up another groundbreaking episode of Real Movies with REAL Men. Try not to use up too much tissue cleaning up after that one and make sure to save some to wipe off your mouse so you can vote above on your Most Hated Movies EVER (of the week)!
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By Real Movies With REAL MenVote for your most hated movie EVER (of the week) here:
When the hell did Braden learn how to use WordPress?
I mean I think it was only like a week ago the guy was still using a cassette deck to play music in his car. Usually technology beyond the year 1994 is basically unheard of to him. I mean, have you SEEN the size of his portable hard drive? Get real.
Just so we’re clear, “portable hard drive” was not intended as an innuendo in that last paragraph. If it was I wouldn’t have to ask if you’ve seen it, as I’m pretty sure he goes to great lengths to make sure everyone has.
At least Braden’s post spared us from another meandering Muller post. Those have about the same cohesion you would expect from an anime script.
But enough about my horseshit co-hosts, let’s get to some horseshit movies!
First let me scroll up to the title of this post I’m writing right now so I can check the spelling of MY Most Hated Movie EVER (of the week), Terminator Genisys!
Always a good sign of quality and branding when after all the prep done for recording an episode, I still can’t remember where they put the Y in Genisys. Perhaps they were just foreshadowing the confusion that you’ll feel when actually watching the movie.
I don’t want to think about what kind of sick fuck you have to be to understand the timeline of the terminator franchise after the events of this clusterfuck.
Eventually Muller gets sick of not knowing what the hell I’m talking about and changes the subject towards something else, Terminator Genisys!
Apparently he also didn’t know what the hell HE was talking about either because he doesn’t seem to remember a single thing that happens in the movie he decided to bring in.
Listen as we all try to figure out what any of his notes for the movie actually mean. I never actually know what Muller is ever talking about so I think me and Braden deserve a big pat on the back for this one.
You’re welcome!
Then Braden spares us all from anymore of Muller’s horse-cockery and mixes things up by bringing in Terminator Genisys!
Just when I had done my best to completely erase this movie from my memory, Braden has to show us all what brain cancer really feels like and make us talk about it for the last half hour of the episode. He should have known that nobody here wanted to spend any amount of time talking about that living aneurysm.
Thanks asshole!
And thanks to you assholes for tuning in!
That wraps up another groundbreaking episode of Real Movies with REAL Men. Try not to use up too much tissue cleaning up after that one and make sure to save some to wipe off your mouse so you can vote above on your Most Hated Movies EVER (of the week)!