Kelly Slater is the greatest surfer of all time. Period. 11 world titles, 55 career victories, a hot flaming romance with Pamela Anderson in the 90s should be enough evidence to back up our claim. 

Really, this description should be less than three sentences, but this wouldn't be the Duct Tape Theory if we wouldn't make this much longer, much more irrelevant than it should be.

In our latest episode, we explore a few scenarios that might refute our claim earlier. A world without Kelly Slater. A tour with Robert Kelly Slater, all cashed up from his Baywatch success, watching from the comfort of his couch. Gabriel Medina is surfing until 50 years old. Kelly Slater, 69th (yes, we went there) President of the great US of A. Well, you should get the idea right now.We dedicated an hour-and-a-few-more-minutes to the greatest human ever to place board on water - the great Jimmy Slate!

Tune in, it's a fun one!