It’s a Jon/John pitch-week. The Sawney Bean origin story movie-pitch from Ep 4 gets deliciously updated in Act 1, adding a bit more sauce to ‘the Beans’. Dave loses his marbles over 2003’s ‘TipToes’ whilst Jon advocates for more cannibalism in print. Also, Act 3 sees Jon pitch his dystopian nightmare movie – Triceratops.

Act 1 – 8:14 mins  - A Long Way From God feedback

PS please excuse the poor sound in this one, we were attacked by spiders, again. 100% Guaranteed better sound in the next ep or we’ll give everyone a free Lament Configuration! Get involved in Ep 6: Email: [email protected] Twitter: @LMAHMpod