Let's Make a Horror Movie

Twelve months after disappearing into the LMAHMpod Archives, the eminently self-pleasing Let’s Make A Horror Movie Podcast have resurfaced, in-tact and hungry to hawk more ‘F@ck Off Eggs’ products, alongside another new Horror Movie idea…

Now by-request, Episode 34 honours long-standing fan, Queen Liz, with her own posthumous request-episode. Lend us your ears, send us your money, and settle down with a large, straight gin and your preferred valet – should you require subsequent refreshments – and anoint your brain with the sounds of horror and nonsense.

Act 1 – 05:50 – Feedback / Catch-up

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Hey everybody, it’s a LMAHMpod Christmas episode! …of sorts. All the usual bits and bobs, with John’s first proper, non-copyright-breaching, pitch!

Act 1 ­-  6:24m   – Catch up & our latest sponsors & housekeeping

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Welcome back! The return of LMAHMpod for Series 3 kicks off with a Dave-pitch, this time a Scottish, archeologically-themed, folkloric mystery-bloodbath, specifically intended as a Gerard Butler vehicle. Due to the hiatus, Act 1 is a catch-up on bits and bobs (as opposed to the usual feedback on prev. ep), Act 2 covers the fantastic FrightFest 2021 Digital Festival including ‘As in Heaven, So on Earth’, ' The Brilliant Terror', ‘Sweetie You Won’t Believe It’, ‘Gaia’ and ‘Evie’, the latter by Dominic Brunt & Jamie Lundy.  Act 3 is the pitch itself – Stones Of Stenness – expect accents. And by Act 4 we’d drunk really quite a lot, so it’s a quick title brain-storm that, as you can see, ended without anything too mentally taxing. First episode in 11 months – so there’s extra nonsense for you all too.

Act 1 ­-  5:18m   – Catch up & our latest sponsors & housekeeping

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LMAHMpod Meets… ‘It Cuts Deep’ in Episode 31! Writer & Director Nicholas Payne Santos, and co-stars Charles Gould and Quinn Jackson join hosts Dave & John for a chinwag about their fantastic new Horror-Comedy. Out now on VOD, It Cuts Deep gets the prestigious LMAHMpod “HnH” award and we recommend you watch immediately, or after you’ve joined us in Act 3 for the interview…

Act 2 this month sees a roundup of October’s Frightfest horror festival picks, covering 14 fantastic new horror movies, and a 15th one which we really get into the weeds on (The Nights Before Christmas). Extra shout-outs to The Pale Door, Broil, For The Sake of Vicious, The Reckoning and Sacrifice - keep an eye out for these! Plus all the new-normal nonsense you’ve come to expect.

"The scenes where I had to do real acting were horrifying and I hated them." - Charles Gould.

Act 1 – 03:42m – Feedback and such.

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LMAHMpod Meet ‘Hosts’ in Episode 30! Co-directors Adam Leader and Richard Oakes join Dave alongside stars Neal Ward and Samantha Loxley (briefly) to discuss the making of their debut horror feature. Showing at FrightFest this coming Saturday night, beware of vague-spoilers & enjoy!

Act 1 – 05:55m – Listener Feedback on Ep28 ‘Marionette Macabre’

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In our latest instalment of LMAHMpod Meets, we chat to British Horror legend Dominic Brunt – Director of Before Dawn, Bait and Attack of the Adult Babies, one half of Mitchell-Brunt Films, and all-round horror renaissance man.

Join us for insights on directing, producing, funding, distribution and more as we get the latest on Dominic’s next project as well as his fantastic back catalogue.

Quick note - there’s a couple of mild spoilers for Bait, and Dave’s dog walks over a few questions. Check out his movies!

Start – 07:43m – Interview with Dominic Brunt

Act 4 – 52:13m – Cheers & see you next Ep!

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A couple in their early thirties make a hasty and life-changing decision in moving to rural France for the good life, whilst their best friend Clive dedicates his life to finding out what happened to them… Hear Dave’s latest horror movie pitch ‘Marionette Macabre’ in Act 3!

Apologies the edit/release was a touch delayed thanks to 3 days of fabulous horror movies (cheers Frightfest!), however in Act 1 we catch up on feedback for ‘Hobbslawn’ from Ep27, and in Act 2 we cover the book The Living Dead by George Romero and Daniel Kraus, as well as Netflix’ Transformers War for Cybertron (Siege) and some Covid etiquette. Finally, in Act 4 you get all the usual nonsense plus title search etc etc. Hope you’re all keeping well!

Act 1 – 04:47m – Listener Feedback on Ep27 ‘Hobbslawn’

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What happens when two hosts sit in 37+degree heat for two hours? Episode 27 is what happens! Take a swirling trip upon our magic yet rapidly descending ship of heat delirium and enjoy Jon’s pitch in Act 3’s ‘Hobbslawn’. A quaint English village is about to experience some ancient, righteous anger, and it's not pretty!

Act 1 as always sees feedback on our last pitch (2 eps ago) and my god it was hot. Act 2 has a few quick japes around three horror movies – Host, Culture Shock and The Beach House – did I say how hot it was? And as always Act 4 is the pitch post-mortem but this time with 15 minutes of the most bizarre, heat-induced rambling nonsense that one is likely to hear. Normally this would be edited more objectively, but one suffers PTSD trying to do so. So, enjoy the sound of two men fighting a not-so-silent war of attrition against hellish temperatures whilst trying to remain somewhat coherent. Henceforth, this shall be referred to as ‘The Hot Episode (Or ‘How I learned to stop worrying about this huge red flag highlighting the imminent death of the planet’).

Act 1 – 05:07m – Listener Feedback on Ep25 ‘The Moon Cursers’ (and ep 26)

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It’s a special episode of LMAHMpod where Dave & Jon meet Producer - Alok Mishra, and Emmy nominated Actress - Naomi Grossman, of Horror/Thriller ‘1BR’ (Apartment 1BR). Hear about the nightmarish mishaps that happened on the road to production as well as the movie’s origins, funding & distribution, Covid & VOD, future projects and advice for getting your idea to screen.

It’s a great movie, give it a watch and give this a listen - contains spoilers!

Start  – 05:36m – 1BR interview with Alok Mishra, Producer, and Actress Naomi Grossman

Act 4 – 60:00m – Cheers & see you next Ep (+ pronunciation reminiscences)!

Don’t forget to check out letsmakeahorrormovie.com, and you can email us at [email protected], Tweet us @LMAHMPOD, find us on Instagram or just shout as loud as you can in our general direction. Our alchemists have discovered a contraption that, we believe, will allow us to hear said screams..

King George III has just taken the throne and may still hold the colonies, but back home in pitch-black London-by-night, eerie things have been going down and Link Boys are in the frame… That’s right, its Episode 25 and Dave delivers another one of his historical Horror Movie pitch/walk-throughs in Act 3 – “The Moon Cursers”. Its proper grim, so consider this fair warning. It’s worth it though, I’m sure.  

Act 1 as usual sees listener feedback on the previous episode’s horror pitch - Jon’s ‘he Lies Bleeding’, and Act 2 covers off Horror Movies Metamorphosis, Relic, and 1BR / Apartment 1BR (though there’s more to come on 1BR next week in a special episode - shhhhh!!!). And Act4 as usual is our title-search and a sprinkling of your weekly LMAHMpod bollocks.

Act 1 – 04:12m – Listener Feedback on Ep24 ‘he Lies Bleeding’

As always, find us at www.letsmakeahorrormovie.com, email us [email protected], Tweet us @LMAHMPOD, find us on Instagram or just shout as loud as you can in our general direction. We will do our best to hear your cry upon the wind.