Dear Podience,

Forgive my elongated absence. I have returned! Did you know that the origin of the word patience means "to suffer?" Yet, in its pronunciation, it also sounds like PAY. Perhaps we are paid for our suffering if we wait long enough and for a worthwhile pursuit. Also, I will riddle you with carefully selected quotes, the best symbiotic relationship to seek in a manager, personal testimonies of overcoming lava hot rage, and a touching introduction addressing your prized and recent feedback on these Chemohawk Sessions thus far. My voice does not exist without you, dear Podience, and your work woes may not work themselves out without me... we form the best kind of symbiotic relationship. Listen close as you absorb this dose while we unwind the daily grind. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.