50 episodes?! Well, this calls for a celebr- What? Wait. You're joking, right? We have to do what? Go back to where?? TO SCHOOL??? Well, alright then...

This week the Worst Adults are prepping you for the new school year! We're teaching you how to dress (light-up shoes!), how to overcome fear (be an adult!), how to make new friends (crime!), how to impress your teachers (bribes!), and how to woo your most attractive classmate (don't!). School won't be your only source of learnin' this year - not now that you got The Worst Adults I Know's tutelage!

If you know any students, teachers, or sycophants, make sure to share this very special episode with them... Because time's running out and Alice Cooper lied to us*! 

Talking Points:

• Light-up shoes, game manuals! (03:24)
• Kid fear! (07:53)
• Back-to-school shoppin'! (11:29)
• School year bucket list! (14:52)
• Partners in crime! (19:25)
• Friendship is creepy! (24:03)
• Bold moves in superficiality! (26:13)
• Teacher talk! (30:35)
• T.A.P. - Teachers Against Pinterest! (36:48)
• Professor rant! (41:03)
• Pokepunishments! (45:53)
• Reinventing ourselves! (49:02)
• A word from our sponsors! (56:09)

As always, we'd like to thank Laura Cooper of the webcomic XP for our show's art, Bensound.com for our outro music, Netflix for being so rad, and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, consider subscribing and rating on iTunes, sharing our sampler, and/or becoming a TWAIkNtributor at patreon.com/theworstadults.

*Ask your parents.