It’s that time of the month … Fact or Rumor? 1. Fact! Rumors were invented by Fleetwood Mac! (Lindsey Buckingham didn’t piss clean for his most recent lie detector test) 2. Rumor! Pee Pee in belly buttons make babies! 3. Fact! It takes ~ three fortnights of continual, Nyquil induced, ass-adjacent hibernation for two friends to synch up their punctuation marks! (#fuscottbaio)