Episode 61 has everything! It’s got pumps. It’s got balls. It’s got Rick Moranis’s pump for his balls. So take off your over the shoulder boulder holders, get comfy, and join us as we pump up the space jam! We love you, Morgan Freeman!

Listener, get your calculators! According to Pavlov’s Hierarchy and Maslov’s Response, our highly coveted segment is back… Yuppers. It’s Math Time! Beware- you’re about to get your cortexes crunched. Posterior Parietal, Ventrotemporal, and Occipital… BLAMMO! What’s worse? We have a special guest appearance from just the strictest parent this side of the Yazoo-Mississippi Delta Burke. Watch out. Here comes the Origami Swami Mommy.

It’s Earth Day, baby! Not only is the band on fire, Sheila F just passed a gale of munchie-induced wind! And for all of you inquiring minds, the band celebrated the “High Holiday” in fit fashion. They even continued to stand on ceremony two days later. In the spirit of Earth Day, they kept it “green!” So join them in Madison Square Garden (a.k.a. Mother Nature’s Brothel) and listen to them drop the three R’s of Earth Day – Resin, Resin, and Reba McEntire!

Hey Folks! Joe has a real schnoz sitch! He thinks he “knows” his nose until the harsh reality of Covid-19 mask making puts him in a nasal noose! Naturally, Sheila F fashions him a fashion-forward replacement. Spoiler Alert – Chianti and fava beans are ready for their tricenary triumph… SLURP, SLURP, SLURP!

In episode 57, Sheila F reveals her AWESOME new catch phrase! After regretting his excessive Ambien-induced, Amazon Prime purchases, Joe Stoner decides to get his “sleep studied.” Tune your frequencies between 25 and 40Hz and to have a lucid look into the minds of musical mastery!

Join Joe Stoner with his other host Sheila F! She is back, baby! And there is rust on neither her dulcet tones nor her trombone! The two are eager to talk like Lousianians and like Ron Howard. So… “they did.” Quickly, the duo delves into other topical topics such as: What is the difference between Anthony Keidis and James Brown? What is the poem in YOUR pocket? Do penises howl? And most importantly – What’s Malkoviching your Malkovich?

How will Joe Stoner respond to the band’s flood of FMVM? (That stands for “Fan Mail Voice Mail” for our primarily octogenarian – saturated listening demographic). Will he be able to determine who’s a Real Deal HolyField and who’s a Parker Posey Poser? And what’s with all the vanity numbers? If you have any idea, please call 1-800-Mrs. Dick. Joe changed his number.

Joe Stoner becomes frustrated at Sheila’s “inability to make noise that is sensible for an audio format.” Sheila F thinks he’s straight up “clipping”! Who is right? And why is Sheila on a belching bender? Tune into episode 54 and you might just learn the answers. Rumor is that Frank the Wiener has some very prescient knowledge!

Where in the world is Sheila F? Has she aBANDoned Joe Stoner for a foray with Francis McDormand? What role does Frank the Weiner and Rick Morranis play in all this chaos? Will Joe have to launch a “war on the stars” to find his fucking friend? To answer these pressing questions, grab your closest conch shell, turn it around, and tune in!

Oh poop scoop! The band is facing friendship fragility! Rather than explain the companion’s crossroad in laymen language, let recitative bring you up to speed! Do, Re, Mi, Fa, Sol, La, Ti, forgive Sheila, Joe!