This story, "Pinkle," is what would have happened if Oliver Twist had gotten tired of begging for food, and decided to take up Black Ops training, becoming some kind of super extra stealing genius. Our most action-packed stunts yet are featured in this episode, as well as a long treatise on why you should treat your political leaders like children.

Suggested talking points: Piss Boy, Hobo Moat, A Metaphor for Murder, Fame Witch, The Great Comprehender, Ye Olde No-Clip, Dickensian Black Ops, Increasingly Shiny Things, Vigilante Porridge Poisoning, Good Ol’ Fashioned Mud-Stumblin’, Goat Lacrosse, Frog-eyed Horses, Princess Key Feet

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