In this festive episode, Todd decorates for Christmas, Halloween, and Thanksgiving at the same time – enjoy a cornucopia full of spooky peppermints! Meanwhile, Matt convinces some international students to put up his decorations to.. broaden their cultural horizons?

Todd's wife leaves town for a week, and the wheels come off his domestic life. Is there an app for this?

Speaking of Todd, he's considering becoming the Grabowski Gizmoduck on a mini-Segway. If not that, then he at least wants a Vespa to embarrass himself on.

And reality weighs heavily on Matt's house, as Viva starts to wonder what is real and what is showbiz. Cartoons? Mermaids? Shellfish? Is anything real at all?

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