Intro

Emails

iTunes Review

You start out as the bad guy

FedEx Delivery to Mist Village

Bosses are cake

Edward sucks!

FF Differences (USA vs Japan)

Quit hitting yourself!

Inventory System

Weapon Shops

Hidden Passages

Derek talks about shoe lifts for no fucking reason!

Magnetic cave sucks!

Dark Elf – Edward finally is useful

The Magus Sisters

Valvalis – Toughest boss so far

I hate dolls

Finish off at Tower of Babel

Odd things in game: Cross Dresser and Pervert Wizard

Fat Chocobo is for hoarders

Where are all the Ethers?

Outro Babble