I (which here means Jonathon Swayze) feel like I can write whatever I want in these descriptions. There is no way anyone takes the time to actually read all of these great quips I throw in these descriptions, so Im gonna say what I want!

Burglecut

Turharskyborgining

Droned

congratulations you lucky bleeder you've won a pumpkin for making it this far

 

Disclaimer; No actual pumpkins will be given out for any reason. You can if you wish contact Brett with your complaints and maybe if your lucky you will catch him on one of his more whimsical days and he will mail you a pumpkin. Thought they are out of season right now and I have no idea where he would get said pumpkin, unless he secretly farms them in his home. Which I would not be surprised to find out that he did in fact do just that. Also hes never going to read this, so this secret is between me and you Elanor my sweet. It has been nearly a fortnight since last we spoke. I miss you dearly and so do the children, come home Elanor, come home!