Boosh's Modern Life

It aint easy being a bug, even when you have a big bugget and a really cool name sometimes life just kicks you when your up!

This ones all about bugs, so uh get ready to be creepy crawlied all over!

Hello Everyone,

Welcome to another episode of Boosh's Modern Life. 

This week we discuss the finer points of becoming a spy during the greatest time to be a spy, that slap happy era of the Cold War.

So come along with us as we make sure to enroll Brett in some hardcore ballet, JD gets some laser pen training, and Jay becomes the Dame Judy Dench in this weeks episode!

You read the tittle!

We talk about the greatest movie ever made ever period. Deal with me!

Thats all! 

If you want to know more listen to the show ya free loaders.

It is a period of Civil war. Rebel J-Swayze's, striking from a hidden stalagtite, has won his first victory against the evil Galactic Jay.

During the battle, Brett, managed to steal the hearts of a nation the power to Boosh's Ultimate weapon, A new format for the show. 

Pursued by the three man children the new show format races toward the ears of eager fans everywhere.......

Hello,

And welcome to another episode of Jay's Modern Life. Thats right we've done away with the pleasantries of pretending that isnt just the title of the show!

We also discuss how were going to be changing a few other things around here this week. Like JD doesnt get to make stalagtites during show hours anymore, and Brett is now legally changing his name to Brent!

So come on in and check out this weeks episode of Boosh's Modern..... sorry...... Jay's Modernlife!

This week on Boosh's modern life everything changes!

We talk about the upcoming changes to the shows format that were sure you will all love!

Or hate, cause no one likes changes and its scary, but trust this time its for the best!

so tune in and find out through just using your old fashioned ears how things are going down going forward on the BML!

We watched Lawrence do his damn finest, which is almost anything he does, but particularily this week. Because it was for us and he know whats up.

Also we learn all the ways Brett now avoids damaging he new and fragile body.

Jay I think yells at his laundry and for a while is just wandering the streets with his mic on, so you get a glimpse of life on the streets of Airdrie. Straight gansta style

JD were still not sure if his mic is loud or quiet but we are sure no one cares either way.

I (which here means Jonathon Swayze) feel like I can write whatever I want in these descriptions. There is no way anyone takes the time to actually read all of these great quips I throw in these descriptions, so Im gonna say what I want!

Burglecut

Turharskyborgining

Droned

congratulations you lucky bleeder you've won a pumpkin for making it this far

Disclaimer; No actual pumpkins will be given out for any reason. You can if you wish contact Brett with your complaints and maybe if your lucky you will catch him on one of his more whimsical days and he will mail you a pumpkin. Thought they are out of season right now and I have no idea where he would get said pumpkin, unless he secretly farms them in his home. Which I would not be surprised to find out that he did in fact do just that. Also hes never going to read this, so this secret is between me and you Elanor my sweet. It has been nearly a fortnight since last we spoke. I miss you dearly and so do the children, come home Elanor, come home!

This not the greatest episode in the world, no this is just a tribute. 

Once in a thousand generations there comes together such a cavalcade of hilarity that even the mighty God's must step in to stop it. It just so happens that the actual episode 52 was that show, and in retrospect it doesnt help that it was kind of blasphemous. 

So we are left with the ashes of that episode and from it rose the phoenix of mediocrity that is Episode 52B. 

I mean if actual episode 52 was never made this episode would be just fine by comparison, but now I have to compare fine elder berry wine to this week old strawberry shiraz. 

In either case you wont now the difference, so Ill stop whinging about it and just move on!

Yours Always

JD

This week on a very new episode of Bruce's Modern Life,

We decided to go public with our corpperate interests and as soon as our hot stock hit the markets one of our patreoners bought up all our options in the single fastest hostile take over ever seen.

With his new tyrannical grip on our show he was able to not only change the name of show to better reflect his glory, but was also able to completely take over the new episode. 

So this week we Talk Bruce, why hes great. Why you should try and be more like Bruce. Bruce's favorite kitchen utensils. How to Bruce up your house for Spring. Story time with Bruce, and you guessed it Bruising the Bruce an autobiography of his rise to fame and fortune as narrated by Bruce!

And to think he did all this for as little as a dollar month. Shrewd and cunning, maybe someday soon someone else will buy us, but for now all hail the Bruce!