The Dads talk about last minute shopping, where Todd grabs whatever fits his price point, and Matt grabs appetizer platters.

In Health Beat, Ellie starts getting sick just before the holiday trip, and the Jays start mainline uncut Colombian Caveman multivitamin. First you get the Barneys, then you get the vitamins, then you get fight the scurvy. Plus, a feverish Ellie gets in trouble, as does a pillow tossing Viva, and the Dads let guilt be their guide.

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Matt wants to talk stranger danger with Viva, but she doesn't want to hear about. Does the National Center for Don't Lose Your Kids really want your child to find an old Gypsy woman if they get lost in the store?

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