Happy New Year! Welcome to the start of another year of fake radio from Todd and Matt, the best friends you never met!

New Year, New You for babies, who should now be eating... peanuts?! And Todd is dosing his dog with a peanut dust that would never make it through TSA.

Speaking of Todd, he's back from a family vacation... is he the one who made the sign say,

“Hollyweed”?

Matt bought a very heavy vest – will it make him swole or just crippled?

Say, how do you teach a kid to blow their nose? And who mops up afterwards?

And Viva starts learning about religion... and creating her own! In queso troubles – should we all pray to “Cheesus”?

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