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Ran into super listener Pat K at Newt's (nobody was hurt) and recruited him to come on a future episode.  He claims to have listened to every Ascertainers episode.  Be like Pat.

• The Rain the Park and Other Things
• South Park Randy Shoutout
• CSI: Jim's Basement
• Vikings Middle Linebacker or Porn Star?
• Still no Ascertainers Burger at Newt's (but ask for it anyway)
• Can't spell thrust without trust
• RIP Count Floyd
• Two-man dead pool
• Errors and Omissions
• The Outsiders
• Think Drink Disney gives a shoutout
• Spinal Tap cast
• Radio Game
• Sibling Bands
• Captain and Tennille bombshell
• Hey Aquaduct!
• David Lee Roth Cliffhanger

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