On this week's episode of Norse Code, Arif & Dusty explore some of the ways that the Chicago Bears are not a good football team in anticipation of Sunday's game in Chicago.

Also in this episode: it's very cold in Denver, your intrepid hosts gauge interest in Norse Code-branded tote bags and coffee mugs, Mark Sanchez gets a new lease on life, Dusty sees Interstellar, and Arif prognosticates an edge-of-your-seat end of the regular season for Vikings fans. Plus a very Jay Cutler Number of the Week and a mailbag confirming a fan's suspicions about the Vikings training staff.