Criss-Cross Applesauce? Sitting like a W? A Paternity Test investigation into how kids sit today.

In “Talking to Your Kids About Heaven” - Viva's heaven is a lot like a production of “Starlight Express”, and Matt and Professor Foster go to war with the gods.

Matt buys some “Inside Out” toys, but Viva's feelings are too big to watch movies.

And in “So, Now You're Old” - Todd goes right over the hill and lands at a beef stand. Did he waste all his ionic supreme?

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