In Episode 56 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, we welcome our first (and only) sponsor to the show: Ray with Manta Ray Networks. Obese French women and a questionable male-only hot tub soak rule this mediocre appearance, but things get spicy when the guys ask Ray a question on everyone’s mind: what’s the USVI barge scene like? Later on, Daddy Yanick announces he’ll never be able to sleep 8hrs again with an adoption update for the ages. With the playoffs upon the league, some pod members handle results better than others as host Nic melts down like Michael’s kid in 2 years. Congrats Michael and Alex, definitely keep your kids away from Nic and JT when they get released from fantasy prison.

Producer Kendall’s “Lock of the Week”: Alex over Kendall (6-8 in Picks, 9-6 in fantasy; #3 seed)